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Search for Ballen Studios and then look for Bedtime Stories wherever you get your podcasts….(or follow and listen here):
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Why has he gotten so brown. Dude use to be a white man from the burbs. Now he’s Muhammad from Aleppo
Not a fan of the voice of. Bedtime Stories. It’s a shame bc everything else is done so well. I would’ve been a big of of that channel.
I wonder why Brazil gets so many UFOs.
The drunk drowning is the most popular way to lie about deaths
Can someone tell me how I can find those pictures?
i love your storytelling technique… .not yo, because I'm not gay and all, but you have a nice voice, you know…. you could even do horror ASMR
I’ve seen the pictures is absolutely insane – that poor man and just mad what he went through
Vultures tend to feed like that by making holes and diving head first into them.
I like you dude, but stay in your lane.
You’re no AJ and Hecklefish.
Thanks for not showing photos. These victims do not deserve their privacy disturbed.❤
Vagus nerve also causes weak spouts that knock you out. Some have a high tolerance. But yeah. The vegas nerve is a blessing if you happen to pass out for a second or two for a huge injection. You go ice cold, drift out of consciousness, and get extremeeeeeee nausea. Varies person to person a tad and with intensity. We can only hope he started drifting really fast.
I must say breaking the story that you're telling for the add to start telling another story really bites man
It's so fascinating to notice that in every ufo related stories, every single time an animal or a human got killed, they were missing parts of their body where those were removed surgically, in every single cases. They are definitely doing research of earthly creatures without getting caught for sure.
we're going to need more of this guy, who is he!? that's soulful.
Where can I find the photos?
Honestly, the aliens are literally doing the exact same thing we would do if we caught an alien. We would dissect it.
Sadly, I find most other story tellers to sound sooo fake.. even when they tell a true story.
Mr John ballen has us way too accustom to top notch story telling and now I just can’t do any “bedtime stories” or other channels and take them serious by comparison.
Dunno what exactly makes his stories so much better, but I think how he describes everything and also the hand talking helps a lot probably.
Props to you good sir!
Sorry about not being as jazz’d About the others you work with
Sounds like we are lucky they didn't like the taste of long pig. Love a roast beef though.
I really like this channel, as long as it's factual. Once I hear paranormal, I throw the bullshit flag and move on to something else.
This phenomenon is called Cattle mutilation
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Possibly a drug dealer murdered by a rival gang who practise their techniques on cattle?
Sounds similar to Thomas Mantell’s injuries…
My brother a pilot for well known airlines. Saw UFOs. Told to shut up about it…so…yeah
Now gotta wonder where those Brazil restaurants all you can eat barbecue get their food from. Taste good though….👍🏼👍🏼
Of course this stuff happens. I’m a real old guy with relatives in all kinds of gov. Alphabet agencies. I too involved in mundane and not so mundane situations. It’s the human condition folks…heck even in families things are covered up and conspiracies abound…it’s the natural order of things. Mr Ballen full well knows it.🙏
Dang it Bobby! Drilling holes in cows was bad enough! Now this guy? And why is he naked?!?! 🤣
My friend & I were driving down a back county road just off a dirt road about 15mph when we saw a cluster of white lights at what, I guess was about 400ft above us crossing the road slowly. I slammed on the brakes, turned off the radio & stepped out of the truck. It made no sound & passed over the treeline. I don't know what we saw.
Is it weird that I listen to your videos before bed ????
Btw I love you and your videos MrBallen ❤
I know you're a certified badass but could you please give that lilt that you have in your cherry ass voice A LITTLE REST??? God damn
I’ve been watching you since about 3 pm today it’s now 130 am love love love you
Although Project Blue Beam states they will essentially fake these events with projections into the sky which could move at that speed… we do have FLIR imaging of the crafts moving at such speeds… outpacing our fastest fighter jets by crazy amounts
STEP IT UP BRO !!! Enough Sasquatch, Ghost and Paranormal stuff. Lift your game and do some stories like "I had sex with an Alien" and Reptilians and such. Stuff that is way more credible than what you're doing now.
“Real photo of different so and so” is very amusing to me.
Omg this story is horrifying, I love you mr Ballen!!