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At the robot invasion part i was like ROBOT IN UNDERWATER!!
Haven't seen the whole thing yet, but I did want to mention something that went overlooked in the Evolution Theory section.
I'm not so sure Pearl was a war victim.
Season 4, Episode 71a: "Whale of a Birthday"
Mr Krabs is planning for Pearl's 16th birthday party at the Krusty Krab – but, because he's a cheapskate, his decor is sourced from free, cheap, or recycled items.
One of those recycled items is a big banner that reads, "It's a Boy!" with "Boy" crossed out and "Girl" written over it.
Mr Krabs says he saved the banner from back when Pearl came home from the hospital.
Pearl was born in, and taken home from, a hospital.
Whether or not she's Krabs' biological daughter, or even adopted from a whale mother unable or unwilling to raise her, Pearl was born in the hospital.
MAYBE both theories could be possible, if her mother was a civilian casualty and died either at or before she reached the hospital. She had to be visibly pregnant though, so the doctors would've found out about and were able to save her baby.
As for how or why Mr Krabs is her father, maybe he felt guilty / responsible for the mother's death, either accidentally causing or unable to prevent the fatal incident. He then adopts Pearl to atone for her mother's death.
I'm sorry, NOBODY ever mentions "Whale of a Birthday" in any Pearl-relevant theories, so I had to bring it up here.
If this does get touched on later, I'll come back and edit this comment. I know Alex is done with these theories, but I wanted to at least mention it somewhere.
I don't get why people have a problem with the robot fish's hair… It could just be part of the disguise…
3 days in, I’m half way through. At this rate I’ll have 3 more nights of quality content to fall asleep with.
Baby's propeller cap didn't fly away either!
Didn't notice the Dutchman wearing Patchy's clothes when his beard was shaved? I didn't either until now
Kelp shakes are shaped like dumbbells! And of course Larry would do that, who else would?
2:37:21 Look at x0.25 and you’ll see the “future projects”
I’m going to miss these theories…
Dude at the end of 2nd SpongeBob movie we see Plankton in a robot Gary suit so Gary IS a robot by the end of that movie
3:24:11 my answer is that this isn’t the actual one, this is just another one that ms. Puff imagined because she imagines what will happen since she gave SpongeBob his drivers license illegally.also it has a different voice actor, and ms. Puff doesn’t know that the one on the news is a robot
rewatched this about 3 times now
Why is squidward surprised by the cameras in truth or square
I always felt like Krabby Patties were made out of Krabs and not Peal’s dead mother and my proof is in the episode mid life crustacean Me Krabs says so that’s what I taste like and the other one is not really a good fit but in a clip of Robot Chicken with SpongeBob saying Krabby Patties are made out of Krabs
3:09:35 i misheard and thought he said “Scooby Dooby Demon Theory” lmao
Sponge bob went to a dead end then gel the end of that side of the cross rode they gel to Mr crabs side so even if that is a imagination mr crabs mr crabs would’ve got out after
I think that in the robot theory, karen might have always been behind a robot invasion, i think she introduced herself to plankton as a robot, but she has been controlling the robot the entire time, which she mightve given the idea to plankton about a robot invasion, which she had turned on him and turned him into a little hunk of junk, as we see he can hardly move and he is a wind up too, maybe a safety for her incase plankton bot somehow figures out how she turned on him and it is so he cant fight back, of course this is quite a stretch but i wouldnt call what ive said a “theory” but more of a story, or a fairytale, as i dont have proof but still this is what i think. Also maybe its something to mention that karen is telling a tale as a fairy in a episode whose name i cannot remember.
i just noticed this but in the random word generator its says blue dog and now u have a blues clues video edit: it also says red car he might be making a cars theory or a blaze and the monster machines theory
If mrs.puff is a fake name there isn't a Mr puff
Depending on the specifics of the supposed fish war and when Bikini Bottom was founded(and going off of the bikini atoll theory), I think I might have a possible explanation for Pearl and her mother. The battles in this war would most likely take place somewhere that wasn't near new cities or towns because it would just lead to destruction. So, hypothetically, both Pearl and her mother could have been normal un-evolved whales. But after Pearl was adopted by Mr. Krabs and was brought back to Bikini Bottom, the radiation there could have affected her genes during her childhood. The younger she was when she was adopted, the more sense this would possibly make as the radiation would then have much longer to effect her development. Even if the war was between fish and humans, Krabs still could've killed Pearl's mother accidentally and the same events most likely would have occurred. Idk if this could actually even happen to fish, or mammals because she's a whale, but it's a cartoon so cartoon logic idk :/
3:14:34 SECURITY SYSTEM TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARDS HOUSE
1:04:50 also the way the scenario goes is a lot like her own issue. 1. Going off a cliff 2. Being chased by cops. 3. Her being in the car. Among other things.
I love your videos Alex the first one is my w
47:32 dur dur dur dur
Bro, just seeing the first minute into the first theory video was nostalgic, honestly i think that the way they animated before is what was so good and the jokes.
34:06 clearly they set the belt to wambo
" Oh it's the Spongebob conspiracy guy" oof, luckily I discovered your channel thanks to your Pizza Time Pizza series.
2:57:26 the song is an alteration of "I Wanna Rock" originally performed by Dee Snider of the band Twisted Sister.
Can't believe I sat here and whates this whole thing
25:20
need i remind you that he almost tore someone's arm off for a penny, and at one point enslaved a bunch of jellyfish-