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You guys are unbelievable. You see a trailer and already decide to hate something. Well you have a choice not to play it.
We have seen very little of the game to even make a decision. But Last of Us, Unchartered and AAA on PS5. I trust this will be a very good game.
I’m excited for this game, love the vibes and so what if the main character who is a bounty hunter has a buzz cut. I’m personally looking forward to this 🙂
yeah that looks shit 😂😂😂😂
I just don't like durckmann he takes credit for other people's work he acts like he created last of us and takes credit for uncharted when it was amy henneg and other devs who since left he never once gives them props he loves attention
Another female protagonist with male shoulders. Bold and stunning design. I hope there’s more to her character than that.
Neil Druckmann has officially ruined Naughty Dog, starting with The Last of Us Part II.
Luke, just go read the leaked script. It's not fake. And it's bad.
I’m surprised her ship is a Porsche and not a Jaguar
Meh, just more slop it's visually unappealing and what little is shown is just plain and boring.
Plus pushing product placement for real name brand companies in a video game just looks bad.
The games gives off Starfield and Concord vibes
The vibe just isn’t there for me idk what it is but I’m not here for it
Reading the comments its easy to see that the problem isnt in the game or the protagonist. We all know whatsnthe real problem here. And Luke u know it too. Sad that u feed this kind of behavior in your channel. So disappointed
That fact that you even have to explain the 80s brings to light an unfortunate reality that the 80s were just too long ago. The key demographic for video games weren't even born in the 80s, so seeing all that product placement is just off putting and looks weird. It's only an omage to people who are now in their 50s and 60s. They created a game that leans heavily into triggering a nostalgic era feeling into people who are collecting pension checks right now.
How did she survive from her chest exploding in Alien Romulus?
Everyone said the same thing when last of us came out. Zombies were so overdone. Blah. And look where we are.
Ever since they killed Joel. I have no interest in buying Naughty Dog games in the future.
It won't be amazing, it'll be crap.
Why did they design the main character to be so ugly and unlikable for no reason?
Let this concord all over again – hot garbage
Lalo Salamanca actor will be in this game, noticed ?
Naughty Dog is so done and I can't wait
Did you seriously use fucking Grok to search what Planck's constant is?????
Im familiar with the Naughty Dogs Team, Please before yall start talking ish wait for the gameplay. They got OGs working on it , this game will be great.
The setting and the type of the game is mainly for male, the fact that is a women is stupid. They trying to appeal for the woman power poeple. Don't be surprise when the game flops.
Witcher 4 shows pre rendered cut science and you get excited. Naughty dog show in game graphics and gameplay and you didn’t like it 😂wtf
The player character, Jordan, was a member of “The Five Aces,” a band of notorious criminals.
>The leader, Luis (Tony Dalton) disappeared without a trace, causing the Five to drift apart.
>The reason for Jordan’s shaved head, the absurd reaction to which ND fully expected, is to serve the hiding of her identity, as she is a wanted criminal.
>Jordan works as a bounty hunter purely as a means to find her former partners, Particularly Luis, who she sees as a father figure.
>Kumail Nanjiani plays Colin, the comic relief of the crew.
>The tutorial and opening mission is on Sempiria’s moon, leading to Jordan chasing Colin into space.
>An important note from the leak is that there will be no space combat, the aforementioned segment is a cutscene.
>As they fly into Sempiria’s atmosphere, an EMP wave disables both ships, leading them to crash in different locations.
>The bulk of the game is described as an “open world Uncharted mixed with Sci-Fi elements.”
>The majority of enemy combatants are AI driven machines, but with a wide variety of types. Melee, ranged, and even vehicle combat are in the game.
>The base of operations in the game is your crashed ship, which can be customized.
>As you find each member of your old crew, they will join you on the ship (with seamless interactions depending on the day/night cycle, think RDR2) in your search for Luis.
…Anonymous
12/16/24(Mon)00:58:26 No.697464586
>The gist of the plot is that Luis sent a message to all members of the Five, excluding Jordan, to meet him on the planet. They were specifically instructed to come alone, and not to mention this to the other members.
>Once 3 members of the crew (besides Luis) join you, the game takes a hard turn. An underground dwelling race of “aliens,” known as Sempirians, kidnap Jordan’s teammates. The ship, with all its decorations and customization, is destroyed. Inspired by ME2’s Collectors event.
>The Sempirians resemble humans with some notable differences, including the ability to sprout large insect legs that allow them to scale walls, as well as night vision.
>With more of a survival horror shift, you make your way through underground tunnels to try and save your crew.
>Eventually you reach where they are held, where it is revealed Luis is preparing to execute them in front of a horde of angry Sempirians.
>Jordan interrupts, begging to know why Luis is doing this. Luis explains the big twist of the game, that the Sempirians were once humans who were teleported to the planet thousands of years ago as a side effect of the quantam experimentation needed to develop distant space faring technology.
>The quantum influence on their genetics rapidly advanced the stages of evolution to help them adapt to Sempiria’s harsh environment.
>When Luis crashed on the planet, he found himself empathizing with their race, promising to help support their desire to return to Earth (Druckmann apparently had read Heart of Darkness which inspired this plot point).
Your getting good at this . The quality is getting better . Keep it up
A naughty dog game in space? With Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross on the soundtrack? Yeah I’m playing this, boutta have peak atmosphere.
The protagonist is off-putting. Like, she's not badass. Just unlikable.
Looks like Luke does not have nostalgic of his past years. I would call him a liar but then I don't know him personally. That's what games like these are suppose to do even when they are overly done with the retro futuristic vibe stuff at this point, I think. Lol.
We get products placement in pro sports as well as showing up in tv show, movies, games, and social media platforms all the time as annoying as it is.
We just have to find ways to get over it. If you don't then your need to find a new reality to live in because this one won't stop with throwing products placement at you. Lol.
I think the Los polious hermanos guy sold them out so its another revenge story.
"This game isn't for you, but why didn't you buy it?!" -Nail Duckman when the game makes a Concordillion dollars
There's no way I'm buying a game from naughty dog after last of us 2
It was such a waste of money and I'm not making the same mistake twice. The writing only focused on surface level shock value and had no immersion with character development or world building.
For example, I believe good writing will get a person to a place where they feel like crying, and the fact that I didn't get near that place when Joel died surprised me. I was so invested in that character from the first game. Even a mediocre writer could have made that a much more emotional experience.
Then I was forced to play as an unlikable antagonist, which was not an enjoyable experience at all. I just kept letting the zombies kill me cause I didnt care if she lived or died, and after a few hours I realized it wasn't going to return to Ellie and I was going to be stuck playing her for a while, so I just quit playing. And I always finish a game when I start it, so that was a first. Further showing me how much I really don't like this game. And, after watching the ending on Utube, I'm so glad I quite when I did.
It was such a waste of money, and I'm not exaggerating when I say the worse game I've ever played. There's no way I will buy a game from them again.
Concord Bebop sounds about right. 😂
This game radiates "We have Metroid: Other M at home" energy
The problem I have with people is that they're dismissing the game as a whole all because the appearance of the protagonist.
I'll just wait for Showa American Story.👍🏿👍🏿
TLoU is so overrated
Naughty dog pay attention to details, but doesn't even know how to hold a trimmer when cutting your own hair?! Yeah right! 🤣
(maybe iit was true a decade ago, but not now)
Man… some of this comment section is so ignorant and dumb.. i fear for mankinds future if ya'll the generation to take it to the next..
I'm mostly sold on the premise being a big sci fi person, but I deeply deeply fear a severe lack of moral complexity. Druckman is competent, just not insightful, profound, or complex.