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Oh, they will do it.
Just to "fuck the gamers!".
Remember that they did us dirty with Joel and Ellie and anyone who think they won't do it just to screw with you needs a logic check.
Battlezone 2 did it better.
I don't identify as a bald zesty lesbian full of fake angst so I guess this isn't for me as i'm not a fake gay freak.
Suckmann at it again?
Not even gonna bother.
It's cuckman's creation after all.
On your thumbnail you misspelled DEI😂
That third party reveal in Halo was pretty impact making to my 9 year old mind. It can work well, but you either need to set it up well or hit it with you all at once like Arch said.
Apparently for their next game they'll let you guys write ✍️ because you heaps better
The saddest thing is that people will buy this trash, same with W4
Druckmann forces you to watch his crappy characters die
How is this a bad thing
Remember when they had THE Amy Hennig writing for them? And they tossed her out in favour of this malignant tapeworm of a man?
So "The Time Machine" with more steps? underground race of differently evolved humans? Druckmann is a C level writer at best.
This sounds exactly like something Cuckman would do.
Biscuits and gravy? You guys eat blood sausage for breakfast. The US and UK both batter and fry everything…EVERYTHING. The UK solely will take a nice cut of meat and boil the living sh!t out of it. The French think that slathering something with fried whipping cream is fine dining.
I agree that biscuits and gravey look like reheated fatty vomit, curds, and whey.
= Doesn't the name "Intergalactic" imply there should be at least 2(two) galaxies in the plot?
= Had they watched the "Interstellar" movie a bit too often? They should have a symbolic level, then, with a protagonist – not in the library, of course – but, say, in a bedside table drawer, or in a bottle of sleeping pills. That would be exciting.
= I guess the hidden twist is that the aliens want to destroy the Earth, because they are jealous of the excellent video games the humans are making. I guess, feeling a bit smug, the devs would like to bid them farewell. Goodbye (like in the Scary Movie 3).
= I'm looking forward with eager anticipation to what will happen long after the triumphant release of this.
1. The video tells me more than enough on its own. I dont need an explanation.
2. The character looks the way the character does because a committee of DEI hires decided to make her look that way to normalize androgynous characters and now you are mining for an excuse that justifies that appearance. You don’t get any credit because you havent earned any.
3. Who decided to trust with reporting this bull ish excuse only further validates the previous opinion because games urinalists dont have any credit either.
4. The fact that the first footage you put out into the world was of a buff androgynous asian bulldyke girlboss shaving her head (the footage you are using to get people hyped for your project) instantly renders any excuse you make moot and killed it before it ever hit the starting line.
Have a nice day
10%? Nah, I give this a 50% chance of being true.
I actually kinda like the plot
I honestly think Druckmann cannot write, he got lucky with co-writers that made him look great then when he was on his own or the main writer he tanks anything he touches. It's like these game writers make a few good games then they want to make bad movies that drag the player along and force you to be someone you don't want to be, or make you second fiddle to an insufferable character you just want to delete from the game ten seconds after meeting them.
I think you're overreacting.
The Joel thing had a huge impact, because you met him in the first game.
Those guys, you don't give a fck.
Kinda like your "buddy" from cyberpunk 2077 that you meet in a flashback, in the start of the game.
Again, not many fcks given.
They do this kind of story cause it sounds edgy, and cool. But in reality it's just lazy writing.
I hate "hidden enemy" stories because I've spent much of the game getting emotionally invested in hating the current foe, so when another one appears I just don't care about them.
How dare you, biscuits and gravy are worth dying for
Very much dislike Druckman. He think he's morally superior than everyone else. Meanwhile he's a straight white dude who likes to use POC and LGBT people as a tool to signal his own virtue. He's disgusting
Ah yeah because I’m gonna listen to a fuckin Scandinavian about food, don’t you have piss shark to be eating?
5:51 alright Mr. Beans on toast. I've tried your mean bean cuisine and found it fine, but I can tell you havent experienced delicious southern sausage gravy over a perfectly baked buttery American biscuit. I accept your apology in advance.
Could have had a cool mask thing that blocks facial recognition or cameras, could’ve even had cosmetics for different masks for your character, if you wanted to go real deep with that as a mechanic, you could even have npcs/enemies “recognize” your mask; allowing you to have different reputations tied to different identities. Could have multiple social deception sort of missions where you have to sneak around while pretending to be someone else to gather intel
But that would’ve been cool and maybe made sense, so she shaves her head as if a single intern couldn’t just add a pic of her now shaven head to the criminal record she no doubts would have by then, and that’s that
Neil druckmann is not a crazy person just randomly killing characters off.
He just has the game of thrones bug where he fancies himself a masterful story teller by having people randomly killed. Except he lacks the talent and patience to build up to it like so many other Hollywood and game writers with the game of thrones bug.
HEY! Leave my biscuits and gravy alone ARCH. xD
If this video gets a strike out of no where, we gonna know for sure.
Test: Neil Dumbman
It sounds good paper but I don’t think Neil Duckman can pull it off.
Mainly cause you’d have to like the characters to even care about them getting executed. I’d also add that it’d be rather disappointing if it’s just a cut scene and not an execution you can prevent which plays into the final fight.
Although I won’t buy it cause of Neil Dickman’s involvement. I don’t think this leak is real because of how on the nose the execution similarity is to the Joel in one.
There is something in this plot that is glaringly obvious. An advanced race that where once humans wants their 'home' back and 'purge' the population – sounds like the BLM message about whites of today owe the blacks reparation for things that happened way before they were born. However if the ending is as the leak suggest it would be a really underwhelming end no matter the choice the player makes. Also aren't they supposed to make it a franchise with more than 1 game? If all ends at the end of the game how the heck will they make a sequel.
Maybe i'm just overthinking it 🤔
1 Help aliens.
2 Help the cops.
3 Save my money.
@6:00 Don't you dare talk shit about biscuits and gravy! It's very yummy and delicious and you should try it.
You don't get to knock biscuits and gravy until you've tried it mister blood pudding.
Also the game you're referring to is "Freespace"
HEY! HEY! Say what you will about this woke crap, but leave biscuits and gravy out of it! ….. It's GOod! lol
Native to a country whose iconic food is cod fish soaked in LYE, who the f are you to judge anyone's food??
Don't knock biscuits and gravy til you try it, you dirty swede.
You can't insult American food. Not when you invaded multiple countries for their spices, and still don't know how to use them.
"Biscuits and gravy? What is wrong with you?" Have you ever had American sausage gravy Arch?
11:13
The "spoiler" kind of makes sense with the heretic prophet from the game title.
You were thinking of Freespace 1, Terra vs. the Vasudans…and then suddenly there were Shivans. I loved Freespace 1, even got the expansion then Freespace 2 just blew them both away. It is so frustrating there won't be a third.
My own experience with the sleeping antagonists appearing was the Scrin in Command and Conquer 3. You get hints to their existence in previous games (the crashed alien space ship, theories that Tiberium is a terraforming device, etc). Then you get a massive mid-point climax where you Ion Canon Kane's Temple – the canon method by which he was defeated in previous games – only to get a massive, continent devastating explosion that serves as the bait to lure in the aliens that Kane wanted to steal from.
As for ones that are in lore but not seen… Sins of a Solar Empire. The alien race is fleeing something so terrifying, that even this massive, far more technologically advanced Empire has been defeated, and the invasion is just their remnants trying to harvest as much resources as they can before going back to FTL to escape this threat that they don't even know what it is because no one has survived. I like to think it's a vacuum decay bubble and the Milky Way is boned. XD
5:54
I'm being called a savage by a man that decended from vikings and is steeped in the lore of a universe that makes the wars fought on earth look like a food fight. I shall take it as a compliment you distinguished gentleman!
I wonder how long it will take Arch to realise NONE OF US CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE READING!! 80% of users are on a smart phone.
Don't be insulting my biscuits and gravy. I've seen what you guys eat across the water. 😂
Yea this sounds ummm inspired….