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Is no one gonna say that the AI she's using sounds EXACTLY like Jarvis Johnson??
Googledebunkers
Prime examples why I wish tik tok was banned. It's literally brain rot. Even more so than Facebook and Instagram combined.
I think your lisp is cute. Say seven sizzling sausages sizzling in a sauce pan.
I’m gonna admit it, I’ve never even seen a normal Jarvis video, just gold.
Where is Filip zieba
There is a difference between a conspiracy and conspiracy theory.
A conspiracy is a plan devised by one or more people to do something illegal.
A conspiracy theory is a theory which involves one or more events to be linked together I.E the titanic didn’t sink on accident but was purposely sunk to commit insurance fraud. That’s a conspiracy theory.
One that I made is that trump is trying to start a war in order to stay in office for longer because after these next years he can’t run for office anymore but if the US goes to war he is able to prolong his term. That’s a conspiracy theory.
Me planning to rob a bank or murder someone is a conspiracy hence why there is a legal charge called “conspiracy to commit murder” because that person planned to murder the other person.
its always the ones with the WORST audio that have the weirdest opinions
The Simpsons aren't predicting the future, they are feeding us what will happing before it happens, if only you had a brain Jarvis to know these things 😂
Jarvis, your so f**** stupid, its too funny 😂🤣
I have always hated the “this percentage of the ocean is unexplored.” Explored in this context means a guy went there. Most of the ocean is sand and water, why would we send a guy there. We have satellite imaging, don’t need to send a guy there like the 1500s
This woman when mercator projection🤯
Oh good grief. Please don’t tell me that she thinks that it’s not possible to have a globe. That this should t exist because how would we know what the earth looked like, had we not gone to space? Come on. It’s called cartography, fuck rag.
Why do you think it's called the Simpsons? Because the BETA LEFT are turning our SONS into SIMPS. Wake up, sheeple.
“They” lol
How are people this stupid?? Lol
I got a headache like 5 min in lol
Facts matter kids
10:25 from this angle you look latino
The Simpsons hasn’t been the same since the Illuminati left the writing staff around Season 8.
Jarvis i need you to know that your uncontrollably joyful laughter is so sweet and infectious (premium, dare I say)
if nothing else, thank you for that ^^
they probably don’t even know that nasa was founded by nazis 😭
There's no way this girl is being real, I'm a major stoner and the this sounds like some shit I'd say high as hell 😂 20:47
This has to be a bit. Anyone who finished the 3rd grade knows these things are false so she’s just rage baiting. The question is: are all of her viewers in on the joke?
nobodys gonna be friends with her goofy ass bro walking everywhere barefoot is so weird
This is one of the only videos I’ve actually cackled out
Loud to lol
Wait a minute… she believes dinosaurs are not real because bones dissolve… but she believes the giants are real because… why? Both have bones. If you do not believe in one, you cannot believe in the other. 14:30
1:24 I'm wondering how you came up with those eyebrows 💀
Wait till she finds out when the globe was actually modeled.
Loved this so much. Laughed my ass off
"They were so busy wondering if they could, no one stopped to ask if they should"
They are right. We run wires under the ocean to connect the world. They meant wifi as in internet because they're dum. But you are incorrect as well for moking the reality of how we connect the world to the web.
Antarctica is another part of flat earth theory, they think there’s an ice wall and that Antarctica actually surrounds the entire flat earth like a circle, and it’s long. It’s hard to explain lol but thought I’d let you know – sincerely someone who engages with ALOTTT of conspiracy theories
Oh my goodness the whole “only blah blah blah percent of the ocean has been explored” yeah because most of it, now hear me out… IS OPEN FUCKING WATER THERES NOTHING THERE ITS JUST WATER 😭
This is why they are banning tiktok the government dont want us knowing their secrets lol 😢
0:55 she ripped that from George Carlin man
As a sailor I love the flat earth conspiracy because I know it's not real I've looked into it and seen it with my own eyes. The antarctic ice wall theory is hilarious because the shortest way to circumnavigate is to go around antartica just ask every sailor who has done it. Their ice wall theory would make the trip over 4 time's longer in distance and this could easily be proved by tracking speed and time to show distance traveled.
14:20 I lived in Kansas and I found sea fossils in my backyard. I didn’t even need to dig that deep
WIFI stands for "Wireless Fidelity." It works by converting a wired signal, typically from a router or modem, into a wireless signal through the use of radios and antennas. The most widely use frequencies are 2.4Ghz, 5Ghz, and 6Ghz. Also, 5Ghz is the exact same frequency that your microwave uses. So if WIFI uses the same frequency as a microwave, why doesn't the router cook my eggs? That is because a microwave, unlike a WIFI router, blasts heat particles at an exponentially higher rate. Those particles pass through your food and the heat is transferred, thus warming the food in the process.
So what does that have to do with fiber optic cables in the ocean? Absolutely nothing 😅.
I bet this lady thinks the recommended salt intake amount is a lie
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SNL predicted the future with "girl you wished you didn't start a conversation with"
I had to pause at 1:30 because I'm gonna need to sit down for this, maybe rollup. its gonna be good.
Are we sure it's not a parody channel though
this is a nsa psyop to promote critical thinking.