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There's no new content in this video if you've already seen the compilation. I'm reposting just the mini theories for everyone who didn't want to have to skip through old stuff in the compilation. (and yes, also to milk these theories as much as I can. This was over an hours worth of new theories, I'm getting my moneys worth!) I'm already working on the next non-spongebob theory now!
18:39 we bring the BOOM
idk if he mentioned this but the warden that he talks about in the ms Puff theory is the green fish which is a male, but in S2 EP10 SpongeBob says "and besides, the warden says SHE'LL let you out early if you do her a favour" idk if it's relevant or I'm just nitpicking
To prove your grandpat and Neptune theory he can turn any one to look like any thing so he implanted a fake and praised his show because he is the gloating type
Regarding Larry the Lobster, someone call Narmak! This could revolutionize the SpongeBob Anime flashback game! I think the most likely way things went down is as follows:
Following an escalating life of crime proceeding from Larry Lobster's youth under the Dirty Bubble's corruptive influence, notorious ne'er-do-wells Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry are pushed into the arctic slush ridges with their essential component in tow (incredible that SpongeBob has somehow organically developed a second secret ingredient thread), having stolen it from new arrival and apparent experimental scientist Sandy Cheeks. Knowing the two to be dangerous low lives whose disappearance could be forgiven by the law, Sandy does not hesitate to give chase. Larry discovers the life sustaining and amplifying capabilities of the component as it restores his ruined eye stalk, and commits to utilize it's power to the fullest against their pursuer, probably being the type of guy to find out which plants are poisonous. From here on the component will be referred to as the Kelp Factor.
Sandy likely has some struggle when she finally reaches the two, as unlike versus SpongeBob and Patrick, she is neither acclimated to the ocean at this point in her travels nor prepared for the frigid temperatures via her hibernation process. Though she has her suit to protect her, being in open water, this would be a hindrance in a real fight, and the climate is likely cold enough in combination with the conductivity of water for it to be similarly pressing to a fight on dry land in similar temperatures. Effectively, it is like fighting in winter conditions without hibernation procedures, while also locked in a tin can in an unfamiliar environment a thousand times thicker than air. This is on top of Larry's bolstered strength. In spite of the struggle, a tremendous battle which Sandy regularly recalls in night terrors, Dirty Dan is popped and the invigorated Larry is literally put in the ground. After chiseling their graves herself, Sandy leaves them for dead.
Where I disagree with Alex is that I do not think Larry continues a life of crime at all. The Dirty Bubble is presumed dead by those involved, no one knowing of his immortality, except perhaps Larry, who may have foolishly counted on it's immediacy without understanding it's nature. Underground, Larry is resuscitated by his incredible vitality and constitution, as well as the aforementioned restorative properties of the Kelp Factor. Seeing that all is lost, he surrenders to Sandy with a new found respect for the foreign squirrel, who relents, amazed by the extent of the Kelp Factor's power to sustain Larry through a fatal wound, dead and buried in the arctic. Larry makes amends, getting off with like… community service, or something, and Sandy is hailed a hero for bringing the duo to justice, cementing her reputation as a force to be reckoned with.
Larry credits his second chance at life to both Sandy and the radioactive Factor, quickly becoming friends with the squirrel through their shared interests in fitness and in the Factor's applications. Sandy procures Larry a continuous supply of the Factor, which Larry accepts, continuing use in moderation seeming not only to increase his strength and endurance, but also making him appear younger again, quickly losing the aged look he maintained with his beard. Naively thinking it something universally beneficial following trials upon themselves, Sandy and Larry covertly unleash the product upon the public using a memetic marketing campaign, expecting to be quietly responsible for the public's good health. What they had not considered is that they were both exceptional specimens of good health and strong will. The product became basically instantly addictive for all typical, unaware consumers, who did not have the internal constitution to properly adapt the dosage provided. In short, they didn't know what they were cooking, that they were simply built different. As the scandal unfolds, both manage to shuffle all eyes off of themselves, having explicitly prepared to never draw the praise they expected to be aimed towards the corporation. The reputation of the product quickly inspires official investigation, it's understood and apparent how this works out.
Aside from official dismantling, the Kelp Shake moniker is immediately destroyed by the association with the term "radiation". Larry and Sandy go back to the drawing board, and after some time manage to draw up that a smaller dose is permissible to negate negative effects. Larry opens his gym after a long time distributing the diluted formula, and keeps on himself the remaining supply of the strong formula, the Kelp Shakes. Long following the fatal encounter, the Dirty Bubble would attempt to use the Kelp Factor to further increase the power of a crustaceous EVIL member, the Jumbo Shrimp, who is deformed as episodes progress. His appearance and physiology changes dramatically in a manner you might expect of terrible, continuous mutation, but he never comes to rival Larry's strength. This grants us a grim look into the future which would have awaited Larry under the Bubble, had he not been humbled. To this day, Larry is severely disconcerted by flippant dismissal of his shakes, something which will always appear irrational to the unsuspecting masses. As well, to this very day, the Dirty Bubble attempts fruitlessly to reassert his influence in the life of Larry, a lobster no longer susceptible to his tricks.
Edit/Addendum/PS: Dirty Bubble sub-mini-theory is further supported by the fact that Sandy puts Dirty Dan out of the picture first thing with one blow when she reenacts the fight in her sleep, and then immediately considers him handled, spending the rest of her episode putting Pinhead in the ground.
I disagree with the fact that the first theory is just a cartoon.
Many people know that bikini bottom is related to bikini atol a nuclear site for testing bombs.
In most bombs is solid potassium. And solid potassium is able to burn in water due to a chemical reaction
The imagination theory with Mr krabs is so crazy
Actually kind of pissed that you weren't kidding about the diving helmet. The fact that Skeleton Theory is not entirely unreasoned, and if you were vague enough you could probably convince someone that it's real and intentional, is insane.
if the dirty bubble really is dirty dan how did he write "dirty dan was here" if he has no hands?
Why was the poppyplaytime theme song at the end new theory🤔🤔
Larry kingpin theory is just such a reach while all the other theories are on another level of existence. Not a hater, but totally not a theory that should have been chosen as the last one for ending this generational run of hall of fame spongebob theories.Just a fly in the ointment
Dude you’re a legend theorist in my book, crazy smart
Just another possibility with pinhead Larry and dirty Dan, like you said with SpongeBob's dreams and the fact that his dreams always come to fruition well… What if those graves / the whole fight with sandy and pin head Larry was imagined in her dreams and eventually even so many seasons later he came back. Just a random bonus theory to tie things together 😁
44:04 this could be reasoned through the imagination theory; the family knows Grandpat exists, so even if Neptune is Grandpat and therefore they can't be in the same room at the same time, they expect Grandpat to be there, so he is. Or, as a god, Neptune could just make a grandpat when needed.
SpongeBob Conspiracy: Gems Collection
Wirh the imagination the sea bear and sea rhinocerous. Technically thise are imaginary animals. But in reality if these animals existed theres no way a circle would stop a bear attack.
But when spongebob imagines it can. .it can
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jk
1:06:30 please if you can find one, share it with us 🙏💯
the pin head larry theory contradicts him being an FBI agent from the AI generated theory
It won’t make sense til 1000 chapters in but YOU NEED to watch One Piece
Can anyone tell me this song name 1:21:05 !
8:22 i always assumed that the imagination bubble was like a cartoon portal thing
To the last theory (bubbles can't write)
I will get all the money
I almost didn't watch this. I started the SpongeBob theory arc and almost moved on after the first couple of videos. But then he started the "Don't Feed the Muse" subplot, and I absolutely had to see it to the end. In the final video, he mentioned a couple of these theories. I've come so far, I can't turn back now. I appreciate your work!
Yes! Cars theory by alex bale
The guy in the background for the Comercial has a gun
1:19:52 what song is that?
Sounds like a three-way war. HO NOO it Alien invasion. OH DEAR there a rodot uprising in the hear of town. WHAAAT?! there a cult taking over the bikini bottom. oooohh Neptune please save us!
29:01
There's also the entire penny pinchers group
I still believe the GrandPat theory is true because he could have multiplied himself since he's so powerful
Heard all these theories but the Pinhead Larry one! Dang got me thinking! Love the videos and theories!
Erm actually the chum bucket is a sand bucket because we see it in the new SpongeBob movie when they go to the past. 🤓🤓🤓
The Pearl’s mother theory was already debunked by the fact that the Patties were confirmed to be vegan
Imaginary Krabs debunked because Mr. Krabs is not much of a villain in the later episodes
King Neptune made a clone grandpat with magic and then destroyed it later and went back to being grandpat
23:14 blow fish is a crazy name 🙏😭
For the human skull the fish was seperated in half so as the skull it supposed to represent that was a fish head but wasnt able to animate it right
what about the new plankton movie?
for the imagination theory, couldn't spongebob's imagination also just have teleported mr krabs to him instead of replacing him?
The grandpa theory can still be right because pisond could justice make a copy of him self.
I think the skull in the tv is supposed to be the skull of the fish
1:39 papyrus… yes sans? I burnt the water SANS HOW THE F*CK DID YOU BURN THE WATER i-i dunno man it just caught on fire Im bad at cooking SANS THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
15:33 it’s the fishes skull bro. 😑
I think grandpat (Patrick’s grandad)is just Neptunes friend, that’s why there in the same room or he could have been a general in the war who aspires to be king(would explain his uniform) or both and he could have even been mr crabs general/higher up and if so it would connect the characters better, making an interesting plot to an episode.
“Fire can’t exist under water.”
Magnesium – “Am I a joke to you?”
There’s a place called “Mineral bath” in Jamaica that has natural fire on water. You should check it out.
Spongebob vs anime
Fun fact: metal fires burn underwater.
Try lighting a sparkler and sticking it in a glass of water. It will continue to burn underwater, because that type of fire doesn't need oxygen.
2 invasions, 4 cults, 6-ish dead humans/crewmembers, multiple main characters are spys or have been replaced, 2 wars one lasting 100 YEARS, and Spongebobs whole life being brocaseted to millions if not billions of people world-wide… At this point I HOPE Spongebob gets cancelled just so he can finally be at peace.