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just stay up all night and ur not in a new universe
You can find out about the flip it’s called sourler pics
For the 9/11 theory I believe the government just used the event in order to secure a little money off the top in the time of crisis but I don't think it was an inside job at all
WHAT IS A NAZI IS CRAZY 💀
A white tear drop just went down my leg🔥
we don't have the vocabulary to effectively describe what our brains can conjure, especially on psychedelics which is super interesting to think about.
joe bart fart
Joe just destroyed my hope of going to Woodstock 99
Makes your cam bigger man
I’m sorry but never rly understood why people believed in 911 I mean it was said they hated us yet they wanna fly into a smaller building like the pentagon that wouldn’t cause as much damage ,plus they apparently were making the pilots do it ,so exactly what would it do besides less of what they wanted crashing into that ,it makes more sense to go after bigger buildings at least from the garbage they spoon fed us in school abt the event ,plus I took a small architecture and carpentry class and I saw all types of controlled demos and sadly bc I grew up Ina tec age a bunch of touristic demolition too and never looked right. But the thing I like to think abt much more is the pyramids ,bc it still surprises me that no one has presented these ideas ,but wouldn’t building it in water or a lake make it massively easier ,then after construction is over they could simply embed another stream to carry out the water ,that or my other theory that I’m sure people have said but I never have seen is that they built top down into the ground and not ground up ,I mean also is more tough then the lake one but much easier then ground up ,they could have even had all available materials to mix and make these stones and then cut them with tools for better aerodynamics ,as it seems they experimented a lot with aero and fluid dynamics ,and that maybe they simply dug into the ground at they built it and would make much more sense on the cave system and the way it is setup
25:04 what movie?
bro that thing were you were talking about others dimensions being able to see us be we cant see them made me think of yokai watch
I know what happens when I go to sleep.
People in Asia wake up
i wonder how much money joe gets paid to sponsor “g-fuel shaker cup” for one second every 5 videos😂unless it’s longer in the stream and i’m just a dumb vod and youtube watcher😔
so has bro read flatland or nah
15:49 John Locke looking ahh
Think about it if they hide the evidence and try to hide it the more it will leak and look real. People already don’t trust our government so why not make it seem like they don’t want us to know for our own safety or other reasons. Then bam they release it that they have seen aliens and have written proof but it’s so far in the future no one can disprove it. Bam they created the problem for their own benefit and are able to monopolize on it. I believe their is aliens but they are probably using them for their own power benefit
27:20 theres a creepypasta story that dives into this concept. Its called “the girl the universe forgot” and its really good
no
Hilter would be 134 years old💀💀
I want death to be a void it would be nice to just not exist no hell no heaven just void
Joe tryna cover the elites😱
His whole show is nothing but conspiracy theories at this point
Joe joe joe
what always amazes me no matter how many times i hear it is. if a star is 1000 years old we are seeing it as it appeared 1000 years ago. meaning our ancestors couldve been looking at the exact same star in the sky at that time as we are now.
25:35 it is feasibly impossible to time travel because of reason from Steven hawlkings
0:00 handsome Italian starts yakkin
At 30:21 when he said the pope wanted to rule the world in my head I said you know who else wanted to rule the world there name was hitler and look what happened to him
I will have a 17 Hour Rd. trip today and this is all I watched Joe
What if all of us is just fake in one persons imagination
The 911 one is so disrespectful
(There’s a billion universes and a billion different yous.)
Joe- that’s not a conspiracy, that’s something scientists are trying to prove.
(The government lied to you about something that history teaches)
Joe- that’s dumb, the government would never lie to you. He’s an idiot.
Gotta love YouTubers who think they’re actually smart. Lmao this dudes a joke
It’s actually crazy because I was having delusions that time wasn’t linear and I thought the government was telling me in my head that I was making it so hitler didn’t commit genocide because it’s happening constantly
even u got info wrong buddy 😭😭😂😂 ITS OK. not everyone can be 100% correct about everything. and those were not all joes conspiracy's lmao most of them when he talks about them first is the ones that interested him the most when he learned about them so obvi hes gonna talk about them with other ppl..
11 seconds and only 1 view L
With the afterlife theory, souls don’t exist. The only reason people have a consciousness is because of the brain, any major damage to the brain and it’s just empty ness without knowing about it
Isnt the ben franklin one just true?
9/11 was an inside job, no question.
2:50, hitler cannot be alive he was born on april 20th, 1889, he is not 135 years old, he is dead
12:24 inertia dumbass
I want a extraterrestrial threat to happen so that I can become a Spartan and find the halo rings
the only thing abt the moon landing that’s weird to me is that nixon just casually called buzz and neil from the oval office all the way onto the fucking moon on some regular ass telephone😂😂
27:00 somthings i think joe mind just wonders and hes just starts to yap
24:24
its way more complex then that even, because time is like all other things in our universe relative.
this sounds weird because you would say we all experience time the same way, and yes we do, on earth time is objective and we can calculate it.
but once removed from earth's rotation and subjected to a different force or way, time becomes subjective because its perimeters for measurement cease to exist.
it wouldn't surprise me if the way to beat old age is by slowing our physical perception of time which is a weird concept to think about.
if we could determine our own parameters for the passage of time on earth we could slow it down so much that outside of earth a single second is 100.000 years on earth.
even then, that time is still relative to our position, you could blink in space and millions of generations would have gone by on earth..
also the way to more accurately describe time is a flowing body of water, not a line.
we are constantly stretching and thinning out further and further, our experience however stays the same as if in a moving train.
25:18 at this point we would cease to be a third dimensional being and become ''something'' greater imo.
Wait, who are the theories conspiring against?