Thick Coins by Theodore Nichols

Hello this is Theodore Nichols and welcome to my world wide web page.

Update 5/6/2025 My neighbor hurt himself and is now Beefing with me about the coins. He has not returned my prototype thnickels yet. Please help me share awareness of this situation.

Updated 5/1/2025: I have partnered with someone to help me take pre-orders for thnickels. Slots limited.

Pre-Order Page

Updated 4/30/2025: I have received hundreds of e-Mails from my flyer. I told my grandson that flyers still work in this day and age. He said societal media is the only way, but I was right. And he is still very thin. Thank you all for the interest, I will be in touch.
-Theo

Updated 4/24/2025: Thank you for the huge interest in my coins. Yes there are some pre order slots left but going fast.

Thnickels

Nickels are too thin we need a much heftier coin. That is why I am making thicker coins in my new minting facility.

	Preorder a coin from my first batch of thnickels
Pre-Order Page I have collaborated with a partner to help take the orders. Slots limited.

How It All Got Started

Some burglars recently entered my garage to pilfer my things. The only weapon nearby was a bag of nickels, which I brandished at the ruffians.

The burglars laughed at me about the slight bag of coins. They did not respect me or fear my purse.

They stole the nickels and my best push broom. I have never felt so humiliated.

That’s when I resolved to NEVER be disrespected about my pocketchange again.

Introducing: Thicker Coins

My new coins have a much meatier handfeel when compared to currency from the U.S. Mint.

The enhanced weight is both satisfying to good guys and threatening to bad guys.

You can see in the photograph above how pathetically thin a regular “nickel” is between my fingers.

The “thnickel” is substantial and solid, there is much more coin per coin.

Feel free to review my designs below. I welcome feedback on the designs as long as it is positive and respectful of me.

Proposed Design
Obverse (front) Theo bust “In Mass We Trust” “Respect Me” 2025 (projected minting date)	Reverse (back) Very strong coin “Nummos Crassiores Omnibus” “One Thnickel” “Hefty Coin Nation”

The Mint

I have converted my garage into a mint. I am dedicated to producing enough thnickels for everyone in need of respect.

My new state of some art facility is equipped with several tools and a powerful workhorse (me)!

It is coining time.

	If You Want Some Thick Coin
Pre-Order Page I have collaborated with a partner to help take the orders. Slots limited.

Please help spread the word about my coins.

P.O.A.F.

(Print Out A Flyer)

Post it in your neighborhood or city to let the people know about thnickels.

NUMMOS CRASSIORES OMNIBUS

If you want a thnickel coin or have any questions about my new mint please e-Mail me or call my phone.

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