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Hitler under Berlin moments after learning that the Schlorpians have joined the Allied Forces (dramatized, circa 1945) 8:36
“And just like our strawberries, earth becomes sterile” is the craziest thing I’ve ever heard, it’s almost as if we’re the pests…😨
I have a question. If Smorp is 2 Bln LY away how yan the lazer hit in 40+ years?
If relativistic missiles travelled at 99.9999996% speed of light, we would see them just 6 seconds before the explosion, not days.
8:43 to 8:47 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
well, remember, when these aliens see us, there looking far far into the past, since light takes a long time to reach earth
For the emperor. For the imperium of mankind
9:38 Cloud lightning… if you nom sayin.
0:26 Ash Kurzgesagt Ketchum, thumbs up! 👍
yawn
as if the physics and reality we know is the one they are using
you forgot the most effective method, just send a few thousand deyoxis to earth.
Curious what’s the melody on the background?
6:54 black holes can slow them time since light can't escape black holes
Black holes can destory it 4:01
And what if the humans had already moved to Mars
If you have the energy to make a dyson sphere i'm pretty sure you don't need to fight anyone for resources or whatever lol
you probably want to talk to alien species about philosophy or check out their memes
From Earths upper most atmosphere, where the atmosphere usually affects meteorites on entry, something like the relativistic missile traveling at 99.9999996 % the speed of light would take a 100 thousandths of a second to travel through our atmosphere and reach our planets surface. The kinetic energy from its 300kg payload would be enough to annihilate anything around the initial impact area within 100km's. But in saying that, the 300kg payload would just pass through our earth like sand through a sift. Not phased, the payload would keep going on flying through space, only having lost a minute amount of speed and momentum.
If you Think about thr last 1000 or even 100 view years. My samsung phone feels like a magical object. Compare to what humans have had so far we know❤
8:34 hehe! peepee beam
Why r we helping them???
Bro there is no way i would let that happen
And this is what a Type 2 civilization is capable of when we assume it won’t develop FTL.
now make a video on how to defend from those weapons
sees thumbnail hypernova 👍
took homestuck years to explain this, i dont think 13 minutes will answer thise question as concisely.
Use the collosus To win
Thanks for the tutorial.
Lets hope they never find this
Thought you said “yrreb” as in the developer
at this point. if Space ship combat was a thing. ships would anihilate each other with 1 shot. these ships are tiny compared to the deathstar and can destroy an entire solar system in 1 shot. making the deathstar look like an outdated battleship
Aliens: "We want your water, or land, your minerals, your metals."
Humans: "Yeah, but you got practically infinite amount of that just in your solar system."
Aliens: "Oh shit, you right. Our bad. Have a nice existence."
The last one is definitely the best, because you could still use the planet afterward.
Stop giving them ideas bruh
This is a scenario where the aliens want Earth to be ruined for everything but mining. The election weapon will probably clean out earth for colonisation thats a win I guess?
What if the RDA in Avatar did that?
why in the universe would someone do that… typical hooman. tsss… 😁