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Blues clues doesn't need any conspiracy theories, it already has juicy lore.
The actor of the main character basically had a p*rn star and she seduced him to sign this contract for some reason. He apparently never wanted to do the show, but his d*ck got the better og him lmao.
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The blues clues theory is from Alex Bale but a little different
4:05 I zoned out at the perfect moment 😂
Add ends at 6:46😊
That Elmo bit was elite
He really pulled up a picture of an m1919 and called it an m2
He sent Katy Perry to space, he can't be that evil. But alas she came back.😂
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The dark truth behind this comment is that your actually reading it from an abandoned hospital that just so happens to still have working wifi. The wifi works because when you read this comment a bunch of dead children are pushing a wheel that powers the whole building. Here's an ai generated image that is actually photographic proof
I would say I think some of these are AI generated accounts and posts but knowing how out there people can be and have the time to come up with this shit idk😂. Now the real question is who believes these
Like milo says, you dont need a shadow government to be mad at the government.
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11:22 please never stop making these voices, I LOVE IT😂 You’re legit talented
Also Please please make a parody of these theories in a short because I love what you come up with😂 so much better than the AI
When you said „this is just a taste“ I was thinking like „Well what could me more insane than that?“. Then you hit me with the Dora Explorer one and oh my 😂
I have an idea for a video i will make, "i found cocklebob's goonroom under cedar park".
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The reason he’s called Jackson Field is because he kidnapped someone’s son and this is his green screen time in the field during his yard time.
19:50 bro this ain’t roblox pressure
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this is the prompt istg:
You will take random stories from r/nosleep and turn them into tiktoks. Make sure to make it as absurd as possible
10:56 not the huggy wuggy morphing into elmo
10:28. GŨS
8:56 i thought they said tommy also died at birth 9:07 exactly
2:13 asaine insylum?
I was trying to drink water during the cookie monster joke and started dying (so peak) 🗣🗣🔥🔥
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11:02 Okay… why was that impression spot on? 🧚
Pretty sure its very rare to be on two SSRIs, like almost never. I mean of course its fake. Idk why that was my first thought 😂
Ms.Information is for the streets smh
2:24 it is more plausible that he just have schizophrenia and didn't commit atrocities… (note that this isn't any theory i am just giving something that makes more sense)
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Maybe I’m late, but when did he move apartments?
i refuse to believe that Dora one is a genuine theory. the fact they specified the gun brand enforces that to lol
9:25 childs?
8:50 Shii that jumpscared me hard
did you know that i shit myself as an hobby
Tengo miedo.
I don’t know something about it it’s screaming fake I don’t know what it is.
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all of these theories are just
cartoon whimsy = mental illness and delusion
19:43 they completely skipped a slide
Fun fact: the teletubbes in fact did kind of reuse and regurgitate sections from previous episodes, like they never made one episode which was exactly the same, but they reused segments quite a lot
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Ngl S class Elmo impression
11:01 Elmo and the SS cast performing BUG the straight play would be wild.