8 SPONGEBOB MINI THEORIES (Larry the Lobster, Alien Jellyfish Invasion, etc.) Alex Bale

There's no new content in this video if you've already seen the compilation. I'm reposting just the mini theories for everyone who didn't want to have to skip through old stuff in the compilation. (and yes, also to milk these theories as much as I can. This was over an hours worth of new theories, I'm getting my moneys worth!) I'm already working on the next non-spongebob theory now!

idk if he mentioned this but the warden that he talks about in the ms Puff theory is the green fish which is a male, but in S2 EP10 SpongeBob says "and besides, the warden says SHE'LL let you out early if you do her a favour" idk if it's relevant or I'm just nitpicking

Regarding Larry the Lobster, someone call Narmak! This could revolutionize the SpongeBob Anime flashback game! I think the most likely way things went down is as follows:

Following an escalating life of crime proceeding from Larry Lobster's youth under the Dirty Bubble's corruptive influence, notorious ne'er-do-wells Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry are pushed into the arctic slush ridges with their essential component in tow (incredible that SpongeBob has somehow organically developed a second secret ingredient thread), having stolen it from new arrival and apparent experimental scientist Sandy Cheeks. Knowing the two to be dangerous low lives whose disappearance could be forgiven by the law, Sandy does not hesitate to give chase. Larry discovers the life sustaining and amplifying capabilities of the component as it restores his ruined eye stalk, and commits to utilize it's power to the fullest against their pursuer, probably being the type of guy to find out which plants are poisonous. From here on the component will be referred to as the Kelp Factor.

Sandy likely has some struggle when she finally reaches the two, as unlike versus SpongeBob and Patrick, she is neither acclimated to the ocean at this point in her travels nor prepared for the frigid temperatures via her hibernation process. Though she has her suit to protect her, being in open water, this would be a hindrance in a real fight, and the climate is likely cold enough in combination with the conductivity of water for it to be similarly pressing to a fight on dry land in similar temperatures. Effectively, it is like fighting in winter conditions without hibernation procedures, while also locked in a tin can in an unfamiliar environment a thousand times thicker than air. This is on top of Larry's bolstered strength. In spite of the struggle, a tremendous battle which Sandy regularly recalls in night terrors, Dirty Dan is popped and the invigorated Larry is literally put in the ground. After chiseling their graves herself, Sandy leaves them for dead.

Where I disagree with Alex is that I do not think Larry continues a life of crime at all. The Dirty Bubble is presumed dead by those involved, no one knowing of his immortality, except perhaps Larry, who may have foolishly counted on it's immediacy without understanding it's nature. Underground, Larry is resuscitated by his incredible vitality and constitution, as well as the aforementioned restorative properties of the Kelp Factor. Seeing that all is lost, he surrenders to Sandy with a new found respect for the foreign squirrel, who relents, amazed by the extent of the Kelp Factor's power to sustain Larry through a fatal wound, dead and buried in the arctic. Larry makes amends, getting off with like… community service, or something, and Sandy is hailed a hero for bringing the duo to justice, cementing her reputation as a force to be reckoned with.

Larry credits his second chance at life to both Sandy and the radioactive Factor, quickly becoming friends with the squirrel through their shared interests in fitness and in the Factor's applications. Sandy procures Larry a continuous supply of the Factor, which Larry accepts, continuing use in moderation seeming not only to increase his strength and endurance, but also making him appear younger again, quickly losing the aged look he maintained with his beard. Naively thinking it something universally beneficial following trials upon themselves, Sandy and Larry covertly unleash the product upon the public using a memetic marketing campaign, expecting to be quietly responsible for the public's good health. What they had not considered is that they were both exceptional specimens of good health and strong will. The product became basically instantly addictive for all typical, unaware consumers, who did not have the internal constitution to properly adapt the dosage provided. In short, they didn't know what they were cooking, that they were simply built different. As the scandal unfolds, both manage to shuffle all eyes off of themselves, having explicitly prepared to never draw the praise they expected to be aimed towards the corporation. The reputation of the product quickly inspires official investigation, it's understood and apparent how this works out.

Aside from official dismantling, the Kelp Shake moniker is immediately destroyed by the association with the term "radiation". Larry and Sandy go back to the drawing board, and after some time manage to draw up that a smaller dose is permissible to negate negative effects. Larry opens his gym after a long time distributing the diluted formula, and keeps on himself the remaining supply of the strong formula, the Kelp Shakes. Long following the fatal encounter, the Dirty Bubble would attempt to use the Kelp Factor to further increase the power of a crustaceous EVIL member, the Jumbo Shrimp, who is deformed as episodes progress. His appearance and physiology changes dramatically in a manner you might expect of terrible, continuous mutation, but he never comes to rival Larry's strength. This grants us a grim look into the future which would have awaited Larry under the Bubble, had he not been humbled. To this day, Larry is severely disconcerted by flippant dismissal of his shakes, something which will always appear irrational to the unsuspecting masses. As well, to this very day, the Dirty Bubble attempts fruitlessly to reassert his influence in the life of Larry, a lobster no longer susceptible to his tricks.

Edit/Addendum/PS: Dirty Bubble sub-mini-theory is further supported by the fact that Sandy puts Dirty Dan out of the picture first thing with one blow when she reenacts the fight in her sleep, and then immediately considers him handled, spending the rest of her episode putting Pinhead in the ground.

The imagination theory with Mr krabs is so crazy

if the dirty bubble really is dirty dan how did he write "dirty dan was here" if he has no hands?

Larry kingpin theory is just such a reach while all the other theories are on another level of existence. Not a hater, but totally not a theory that should have been chosen as the last one for ending this generational run of hall of fame spongebob theories.Just a fly in the ointment

Just another possibility with pinhead Larry and dirty Dan, like you said with SpongeBob's dreams and the fact that his dreams always come to fruition well… What if those graves / the whole fight with sandy and pin head Larry was imagined in her dreams and eventually even so many seasons later he came back. Just a random bonus theory to tie things together 😁

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the pin head larry theory contradicts him being an FBI agent from the AI generated theory

Can anyone tell me this song name 1:21:05 !

To the last theory (bubbles can't write)

I almost didn't watch this. I started the SpongeBob theory arc and almost moved on after the first couple of videos. But then he started the "Don't Feed the Muse" subplot, and I absolutely had to see it to the end. In the final video, he mentioned a couple of these theories. I've come so far, I can't turn back now. I appreciate your work!

The guy in the background for the Comercial has a gun

Sounds like a three-way war. HO NOO it Alien invasion. OH DEAR there a rodot uprising in the hear of town. WHAAAT?! there a cult taking over the bikini bottom. oooohh Neptune please save us!

I still believe the GrandPat theory is true because he could have multiplied himself since he's so powerful

Erm actually the chum bucket is a sand bucket because we see it in the new SpongeBob movie when they go to the past. 🤓🤓🤓

Imaginary Krabs debunked because Mr. Krabs is not much of a villain in the later episodes

23:14 blow fish is a crazy name 🙏😭

what about the new plankton movie?

The grandpa theory can still be right because pisond could justice make a copy of him self.

1:39 papyrus… yes sans? I burnt the water SANS HOW THE F*CK DID YOU BURN THE WATER i-i dunno man it just caught on fire Im bad at cooking SANS THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

I think grandpat (Patrick’s grandad)is just Neptunes friend, that’s why there in the same room or he could have been a general in the war who aspires to be king(would explain his uniform) or both and he could have even been mr crabs general/higher up and if so it would connect the characters better, making an interesting plot to an episode.

There’s a place called “Mineral bath” in Jamaica that has natural fire on water. You should check it out.

Fun fact: metal fires burn underwater.
Try lighting a sparkler and sticking it in a glass of water. It will continue to burn underwater, because that type of fire doesn't need oxygen.